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giantjawa

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PostSubject: ju pa day!   Sat 15 Apr - 22:19

Cast: giantjawa- customer
Yunzhan- Mcdonalds guy

Definition of Ju Pa: 1. Pork chop in chinese
2. Fat ugly ladies (esp Frakacia Leukocytine)

(giantjawa enters Mcdonalds for lunch)

Yunzhan: (picking nose and talking in a bored voice) waddya want? (snaps out of boredness) HI! How are you? What can we do for you?

Giantjawa: Hi. Where's today's menu?

Yunzhan: Look above and you'll see.

Giantjawa: (looks up) I see the ceiling!

Yunzhan: NO! Look behind me!

Giantjawa: I see McDonald factory!

Yunzhan: (slaps hand on forhead) Neutral Look up there. *points*

Giantjawa: I see........LOTS AND LOTS OF JU PA!!!

Yunzhan: Thaaaaat's right! Today is the special Ju Pa Day at Mcdonalds, where everything is made of Ju pa! We have ju pa burgers, ju pa McNuggets, ju pa French fries, ju pa ice-cream, ju pa sauce, and ju pa Coke!! Not to mention our brand new Ju Pa pancake!

(giantjawa looks surprised) Shocked

giantjawa: Wow! Hmmm scratch ... it's hard to decide ............Right! I'll have one Ju Pa Big Mac, one medium Ju Pa fries, and one small Ju Pa Coke!

Yunzhan: Very Happy Thank You! That will be 1 million dollars please.

(giantjawa pays)

Yunzhan: (calling behind him to the factory) OK! (shouts the orders) FIRE!! (The machine fires the Ju Pa meal.) There you are! Have a nice life!

Giantjawa: Thanks Very Happy (walks to a table)

(Giantjawa starts eating the Ju Pa Big Mac)

Giantjawa: AAARRGH!!! (Storms over to Yunzhan) What are you trying to do?! Kill me?!!? affraid

Yunzhan: (picking his nose) No, I'm picking my nose! What do you think?
(snaps out) Yes! Very Happy What do you want to ask me?

Giantjawa: Are you trying to kill me?! There's a bird's head in the burger!!! And it is probably infected with H5N1!!!!!!

Yunzhan: Of course not! Here let me try it! (takes the Big Mac from Giantjawa and bites)
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Yunzhan: See? Nothing! Razz
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(Yunzhan starts to choke and splutter) silent

Yunzhan: ARRGH!!! *Coughs*

(Yunzhan falls on the floor, dead)

Giantjawa: *sigh* Evil or Very Mad I'll take that. (Gets his 1 million dollars back from the counter)

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PostSubject: Re: ju pa day!   Sat 15 Apr - 22:54

Nice story ^^..wait a minute...I helped create this too...T__T where are my credits! XD

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PostSubject: Re: ju pa day!   Sat 15 Apr - 22:58

woops sry
yea...credit to yunzhan XD
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PostSubject: Re: ju pa day!   Sat 15 Apr - 23:02

Yay ^^ Thanks

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