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PostSubject: 3 lessons...   Tue 11 Sep - 22:16

saw this in email Shocked

Lesson One:
An eagle was sittingon a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it

Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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PostSubject: Re: 3 lessons...   Tue 11 Sep - 22:17

Lesson Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull " They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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PostSubject: Re: 3 lessons...   Tue 11 Sep - 22:24

Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson:
1) Not everyone shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut

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PostSubject: Re: 3 lessons...   Wed 12 Sep - 7:24

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